The Doctor's Visit.

This Week Zeth decided to be the funniest kid ever without even realizing that he was being funny.

We arrived at the doctor's, got called in to the room, took his temp, height, weight and than an eye test.
He did great but when he got to that last line, well it went something like this..
Nurse:  Zeth - Read the last line please!
Zeth: (covering his right eye with a cup) you know what lady nurse..you read that last line, I'm tired of reading.
than, he had to pee in a cup but we were peep out because we did that before we went in to the doctor's. So we waited.
So while waiting we went back into the room - the doctor walks in
Doc asked questions - She checked him - she poked him - but the funniest event that happened was when ---- Well..again it went something like this...

Doc: Zeth, this is going to feel a little weird ( putting on blue latex gloves) but your mommy is here so it's okay, I'm going to pull your pants down and check to see if you are ok. Is that Ok?
Zeth:  Yeah, Ok!
Doc,  lay's him down...she pulls down checks for hernia and in the mist of that We both hear a giggle.
Than she lifted him up and he giggled again followed by "HE-HE you tickled my pee-pee"
Ok sounds weird  but at this moment ---WE BOTHED BUSTED OUT LAUGHING!

The final saga of this story happened when his irons levels needed to be checked and for that the M.A. needed to prick his finger.
Which at first when explained to zeth looked like a cool little blue toy.
The convo went like this...

M.A.: Zeth, I'm going to use this (blue pricker) to prick your finger, it may feel uncomfortable.
Zeth:  Okay, Here's my hand
he gives her his hand, she takes it, and PRICKED!
Zeth: WOW!-------WOahh...WOahhh! (pulled his hand back)  WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
M.A.:  I'm sorry hun, I had too, Was it that Bad.
Zeth: (Still in Shock) Lady can I use that on your finger?

Me: LAUGHING!

He got THREE STICKERS for being a comedian that day...  cool medical toys- the tongue depresor..and just for the heck of it because the Doc loved him a stethscope.

Yes my friends...with all his speech problems and everything else.... Zeth always manages to be the comedian without knowing it.



The Surprise in the Closet

Zeth has a birthday coming up on the 27th of this month. Knowing that he wants a Ninento DS really really bad. I bought it for him, Including an Indiana Jones Lego game to go with it.

Well being the typical mom who hides the presents in her closet. It didn't take long for this little one to figure this out.

Zeth - (whispers) Mommy I know a secret and it's in your closet.
Me- Huh?
Zeth- Ooops Nevermind (ran away)
Me- Zeth come here!
Zeth- (has the face of an innocent by stander)
Me- Zeth did you see something in the closet?
Zeth - (shaking his head no)
Me- Zeth if you saw something and you tell me what you saw..you can have it right now.

**and without a blink of an eye his words came out so fast that he did not even take a breath.

Zeth - IT"S A BLUE NINTENDO DS WITH AN INDIANA JONES LEGO GAME!!!!!!!!!!

well he got it..so much for my secret hiding place.

Happy EARLY birthday Zeth :)

Girl Scout's Cookies

If you are a fan of the cookie's and would like to buy some.. please contact me @ rmerlo_123@hotmail.com.

Our goal is to sell 200 boxes and Rori gets a cool patch and cool prize.

Each cookie box is $3.50.

The list of flavors are:

Tag-a-lons
Thin Mints
lemon chalet cremes
dulce de leche
trefoils
thank u Berry Much
do-si-dos
samoas



Also you can purchase without having to keep the cookies...all donated cookie boxes are being sent overseas to our brave young man and women who are still fighting for our freedom.

Thank you :)

Haircutt a few weeks back

Today ...my boy got a haircut something he didn't enjoy until we went here -->
http://www.sportclips.com/

As we walked in realizing that this place is made just for boys (Even 12 and under) hence the word Sports included in their Logo...I thought..ohh WoW. Why I came here you ask? Well we won a gift certificate at his school...yep his school. So seeing as his hair was beginning to look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. He was in desperate need of a trim.

The boy starred in Wonder..yes he did...with all the Sportydecor and most impressive Flat HD Screen TV on what channel well ESPN of course And to his wandering eyes..(yes I saw him) walks this beautiful Curvacious young lady that even in her sporty sweats and Referee Tee - She was blessed with how should I put it...Ummmm Lady Friends or Twins..you get the picture RIght!...so as his name was called out on what he thought was a beautiful creature only fairy Tales could dream off ..he followed her with Puppy Dog Eyes and starred at her in wonder.

He sat there quietly peeking at her thru the mirror ( I saw him) and the more he turned red ..the more this girl , pinched his ...what she called cute little cheeks and adorable dimples..which made his wandering eyes more wandering. Never have I seen him so calm and quiet...I myself have tried to give him a 'Trim" and more so it becomes the WWE Raw Saga.
As the beautiful girl finishes up..she asked him "Would you like a Shampoo" ...I could only hold my laughter because ...the boy looked like he won a Nintendo DS with Bundle included...and the answer was immediate.."YES PLEASE".

He followed her again ..one last time ..and she sat him in a Booster Chair ..He didn't care..She Shampoo'd his hair and when she was done...he Smiled. She gave him a Lolly Pop.
He took out his Lightning Mcqueen Wallet...yes that's right...and took his ONLY $5.00 bill (he had to do a month of chores to get this and was saving it for Legos) and gave it to her.

How naive my son...if he only knew that this girl is trained to earn tips ( not that she expected it from him because she was sweet and gave it back to him) and probably uses the same tactics on Older -- Wiser (<----Laughing) Clientell.

To all this my son could only say "Can I come back tomorrow to get my HairCutt"

Aww Z....you have taught me that even 6 year old boys are drawn to the spells of a pretty girl.